[Week 9] Slacking two weeks in a row!

Oh man what a loser. My B guys, this is gonna be another short post. I swear next week won't be!

I broke my streak against Ye Micro Ween, Stevie straight pummeled Wes, we may need to check him for anger issues, Ben took sole possession of the attic with a win over

Brooks

, MB kept Neil in the cellar alongside Colby, who got himself spanked by Drayer and liked it. Finally, Jim handed Collin a rare loss this year! All in all, it was our collective highest scoring week since Week 5 last year, well done everyone. Da Pirate plundered the Edgar, Wes worked retail with the JMHM, and Broullire and Neil slapped schlongs.

Coming up this week, Stephen and I are tied on FPros, but I think I make him walk the plank, Mike and

Brooks

have a nice lil battle with MIKEGIANTWIENER reigning supreme, Wes squeaks by Neil but slaps his dick en route, Ben obliterates Colby, Jim keeps a winning streak by pantsing Broullire, and Collin does nasty things to Drayer, earning a squirrel and handing Drayer a JMHM.

Dawgs come to play and win by 3 scores this weekend. Fuck Tennessee and the meth-riddled cousin they rode in on. 48-27.

Go Dawgs, Go SadSacs, Go America!
-Commish