[Week 8] Sorry guys

Y'all... this isn't even going to count as a LM Note. I might not even text y'all about it. I've got about 15 mins to post this, so this'll be a shorty to end all shorties.

I fucking lost to Wes. I feel dirty like most of his college conquests. Ben spanked Mike, establishing attic dominance. Broullire unleashed massive whoopass on Stephen and earned a squirrel in the process. Our first double-up of the season!

Brooks

fucked around but didn't find out because of course he was playing fucking Drayer, who BARELY NEARLY beat Da Pirate out for the JMHM. Neil played well (first week in top half of scoring). Unfortunately, Collin played a shit ton better. and then Jim and Colby fooled around in the basement like the year was 2007, with Jim taking revenge and winding up atop Mr.

Grant

.

Brooks

and Drayer were absolutely last week's Dickslapfest Game o' the Week, which whilst I knew they enjoyed slappin' each others' dicks in real life, I didn't know they enjoyed it in the context of fantasy.

Looking to this week:

Mike and I are friggin tied in the FPros rankings this week, I think I take him. Stevie has himself a good week and plunders Wes's booty, only problem is he likes it. Ben has another attic matchup and takes advantage of

Brooks

' somewhat flux team. Neil tries his best. MB on top. FPros loves Colby's team for absolutely no goddamn reason, so it WANTS ME to say that he's gonna take down Drayer but fuck FPros and fuck Colby, Drayer on top. Finally, Collin and Jim get fuckin' weird, but Collin keeps his winning ways afloat.

Don't have time to add the pics, so Ben takes another squirrel, Neil... woof. Workin' retail this week. Neil and MB slap dicks.

Dawgs spank that ass and get the shut out.

Go Dawgs, Go SadSacs, Go America!
-Mish