[Week 9] Mike Found an Epileptic Squirrel in the Cellar?!
This'll be a shorty this week unfortunately fellas. Just a few too many things on the ole docket.
But damn, Mikelilpp himself managed to scrounge up the Edgar last week, proving that like kevin garnett, anything is possible. I suppose it helps that overall this was the lowest scoring week for the league this year. Hey, when everyone's a midget, the tallest one gets the apple I suppose. Congrats Mikelilpp.
Death, Taxes, and
Brooks
& Jeff scoring within 2 points of each other. Some things in this life are just fuckin' constants.
We're back to a ménage à quatre at the top of the table, and to be honest I'm not even 100% positive that the ultimate Oltman winner will be any of these four. Certainly possible, but I'm not seeing a whole lot of consistency from any of them at this point. Still a lot of fake football to be played, fellas.
It's tempting as hell to give the Dickslapfest Game o' the Week to whatever the fuck Drayer and Colby did all weekend, but the real winners(losers) are Jim and Collin. Congrats, that sucked. Collin also ironically takes home the Jim
Martin
,
Hollister
Model for last week too.
This week, I somehow find an infuriating way of losing to Broullire, Drayer gets in on the hot and steamy orgy action by beating Ben, Mike shocks the nation by winning against Neil for his 2nd consecutive win, Steve straight murders Colby, Wes fingers Collin, and Ballsack teabags Jim.
If Stephen somehow derps around even a little bit, his matchup with Colby will be the DSGotW, and I've got Collin as a surprise repeat winner of the JMHM this week.
Dawgs get to run ALL over Mizzou this weekend. I think Stetson starts and throws less than 10 passes, and Zeus and
Cook
both get over 100 total yards. Dawgs roll 49-3 and yet dawg fans continue to find shit to gripe about since JT doesn't start.
That's it, fellas!
Go Dawgs, Go Dance Troupe, Go America!
-Commish
Onto the Rankings!
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Playoff Rankings - Week Nine
(remember that this is looking at your schedule and estimating 1) final rank, 2) final record, 3) odds of making the playoffs. 4) odds of becoming champion. This will change every week (mostly.)
1(+2). Collin Can't Read 6-2 9-5 94% 22%
2(+2). Futbol Is Life 6-2 9-5 91% 17%
3(-1). League Of Skanks 6-2 9-5 90% 14%
4(-3). Steve the Pirate 6-2 9-5 84% 9%
5(+0). Fingerd The Pirate 5-3 8-6 79% 16%
6(+1). BenBottom MikeBottom 5-3 8-6 62% 7%
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7(-1). Ballsack Aladdin 4-4 7-7 62% 10%
8(+0). Who Hurt Collin 3-5 6-8 18% 2%
9(+0). Urban Meyer's Dance Troupe 2-6 5-9 10% 2%
10(+0). Broullire will blow for FAB$ 2-6 5-9 6% <1%
11(+0). Espn's PC Team Names 2-6 5-9 3% <1%
12(+0). Gym Vom'd On My AirPods 1-7 4-10 <1% <1%
