[Week 10] AND ANOTHER SHORTY on Location in Knoxvegas

Hello fellas! I'm writing this shit from a weird ass cool loft apartment on Market Square in enemy territory. Damn ready to be a drunk obnoxious Georgia fan all damn weekend long.

Last week was weird shit, huh? It was our lowest combined scoring week of all time, featured the lowest scoring MATCHUP of ALL TIME (yep, it'll be topping one of the charts on mikelilpp.com. More on that in a bit.) Just an all around league-wide dickslapfest. Well done guys.

That all being said, Wes shit his pants against Collin which easily could've been the DSFGotW, however Ben and Drayer also played tummysticks and scored some nice 70's which also could've easily been the DSFGotW, EXCEPT that Broullire and yours truly decided to fully commit to the ass and straight up fuck shit upppppp. It was a work of art, truthfully. Well done, Broullire. I'll toast my bourbon to you. Mike once again scored triple digies to no avail as Neil told him to fuck his couch. Ballsack teabagged Jim like I predicted, and Steve beat Colby because Colby sucks.

Shit. I'm running out of time. Neil pwns me this week, Mike hates it when I predict a win for him but come on it's gotta happen sometime, he beats Ben's ass. Drayer continues rebuilding with a win against Steve, God knows what's gonna happen between Colby and Collin, Jim destroys Broullire, and Ballsack continues his sexual assault by pantsing Wes.

Dawgs start slow but fuckin ROLL. You can hear the dawg fans on the broadcast by the fourth. 49-14.

Go Dawgs, Go Dance Troupe, Go America!
-Commish


Onto the Rankings!

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Playoff Rankings - Week Ten
(remember that this is looking at your schedule and estimating 1) final rank, 2) final record, 3) odds of making the playoffs. 4) odds of becoming champion. This will change every week (mostly.)

1(+1). Futbol Is Life 7-2 9-5 97% 20%
2(+2). Steve the Pirate 7-2 9-5 94% 12%
3(-2). Collin Can't Read 6-3 9-5 90% 18%
4(+2). BenBottom MikeBottom 6-3 9-5 82% 15%
5(-2). League Of Skanks 6-3 8-6 78% 9%
6(+1). Ballsack Aladdin 5-4 8-6 71% 12%
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7(-2). Mid-season Crisis 5-4 8-6 60% 10%
8(+1). Urban Meyer's Dance Troupe 3-6 6-8 12% 2%
9(+1). Broullire will blow for FAB$ 3-6 5-9 9% <1%
10(-2). Who Hurt Collin 3-6 5-9 6% <1%
11(+0). Espn's PC Team Names 2-7 4-10 <1% <1%
12(+0). Gym Vom'd On My AirPods 1-8 4-10 <1% <1%