Distracted by the Election - Week 8 Recap & Week 9 Rankings

Hey guys - I'm sure y'all are like me and the rest of the country and have been distracted by a Red vs. Blue battle all week. By that, I'm of course referring to Georgia/Florida. But seriously, not much recap from last week. I lost again and lost Kittle in the process. I get to get slapped by Drayer most likely sometime soon. Colby finally scored 150 points and didn't lose. Broullire scored what I believe to be a 2020 season-low of FIFTY THREE POINTS.

Go Dawgs, Go America, Go Tortilla Fight Boiz.
-Commish

Rankings:

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Playoff Rankings - Week Nine

(remember that this is looking at your schedule and estimating 1) final rank, 2) final record, 3) odds of making the playoffs. 4) odds of becoming champion. This will change every week (mostly.)

1(+0) Premature Venmolation 7-1 10-3 >99% 34%
2(+1) Aggressive Ass Wipe Walk-in 5-3 8-5 91% 20%
3(-1) The Tortilla Fight Boiz 5-3 7-6 83% 12%
4(+1) Blackout BTK's Booty Shorts 5-3 7-6 77% 10%
5(-1) Cancel 2020 5-3 7-6 74% 6%
6(+0) My Name's Not Adam Schifter 4-4 7-6 55% 6%
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7(+1) COVID Jesus 3-5 6-7 48% 7%
8(+1) Collins Got Pussy Boy Tires 3-5 5-8 26% 3%
9(-2) Marginal Fucks Given 3-5 5-8 22% 2%
10(+1) 3 Cup Beer Pong PTSD 3-5 5-8 10% <1%
11(-1) mike lil pp 2-6 5-8 9% <1%
12(+0) Fuck Me Until You Love Me 3-5 5-8 6% <1%

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