Week FOUR Power Poll - Man... Damnit Gurley
1.2 points. Gurley couldn't get me an extra 12 yards. Or an extra catch for 7 yards. Or really anything above 5 total fantasy points. Welp, I'm 0-3. The worst part is? I don't even have any excuses like injuries, suspensions, or Antonio Browns. My team just blows all on its own.
Colby's up top, just like we all predicted in the offseason. And the long-haired wonder ain't slowin down either. He knocked Wes down another peg and made him just angry enough to take it out on me this week, so that's great.
Who had Drayer and Brooks both being bottom 4? This is shaping up to be one crazy year. I'm actually excited that we may get a new name on the Oltman AND Brooks may reclaim the Kim. Exciting times, indeed.
Man, Collin really destroyed Brooks didn't he? I think every player on his team except the kicker got a touchdown last week. One hundred and eighty seven points. Geeeez.
Broullire - good job escaping the basement. I'll miss you.
I don't have time this week for a full type-up, so I will just be pasting the results from FantasyPros below.
---------Power Rankings----------
1 It Was One Tit, One Time 2-1 8-5 +4 91%
2 Team Freddy T's Wifi 3-0 8-5 -1 89%
3 Broullire’s FOMO 2-1 8-5 +1 81%
4 Mem Tennekee Hood Plants 1-2 7-6 +6 75%
5 Bagels And Brats 2-1 7-6 -2 55%
6 Frosted Tips 😎🔥 2-1 6-7 -- 47%
7 Team Ro’Lo 1-2 6-7 +1 45%
8 Colby Top Jeff Bottom 2-1 6-7 -6 44%
9 FuckingCatalina WineMixon 1-2 5-8 -- 23%
10 Just Trust The Bots 1-2 5-8 +1 22%
11 Papa Terry's 2nd Mich Ultra 1-2 5-8 -4 21%
12 Googlin' SAT Prep Sites 0-3 4-9 -- 6%
Gah, please let me beat Wes,
-Commish
