Week THREE Power Poll - It's Russell Hall Room 706's World and We're All Just Living In It

Does anybody know how long it takes a curse to wear off after removing the source? Neil - has your Binford curse worn off yet? Just want to see how long I'll have to suffer.
Thankfully, I'm not suffering alone. Matt Broullire joins me in pulling the fantasy-football-equivalent-of-Tennessee and starting out 0-2. Perhaps the curse of having the Oltman was rebounding toward him as the curse of not having her.

Elsewhere in the more successful corners of the league, Neil continues to do exactly what's asked of him by winning, and although he rises in today's polls, FantasyPros still ain't givin him respect and have him below the line. I don't write the rules, and clearly seeing as how I drafted using FantasyPros' rankings, perhaps they shouldn't write the rules either.
Mike pulled it out last night (something Kelley's never said) by actively wishing Nick Chubb to get injured, so, hopefully that comes back to bite him in the ass.
Ben's bots finally began playing like, well, bots and as such gave Drayer his first win of the season. Ben likewise has found a new spot on the power poll, and much like Jim under Colby (or a cow,) he'll probably stay under me for awhile.
Adam beat Wes by 0.1. literally Julio falling forward 3 feet gave Adam the win. Never thought I'd be saying this about Cheese but good job on knocking the frontrunner down a peg, Adam!

Finally, let's all bow down to our new overlord, Colby Grant. Clearly, the longer his hair grows and the more gay guys that do lines of blow off of his chest, the better at fantasy he gets. Next person to see Colby, please go full Delilah-on-Sampson on him and snip those locks. I honestly think I'd quit the league if Colby's name gets on the Oltman before mine.
Now to the rankings:

12. - Just Trust The Bots - Ben Harbin
Current Record - 1-1, Projected Record - 5-8, Rank Change - Down 3, Playoff Odds - 13%

11. - Cow Top, Jim Bottom - Jeff Ostenson
Current Record - 0-2, Projected Record - 5-8, Rank Change - SAME, Playoff Odds - 26%

10. - Team Ro’Lo - Matt Broullire
Current Record - 0-2, Projected Record - 5-8, Rank Change - Down 2, Playoff Odds - 26%

9. - Frosted Tips 😎🔥 - Adam Schifter
Current Record - 1-1, Projected Record - 6-7, Rank Change - Down 3, Playoff Odds - 37%

8. - Colby Top, Jeff Bottom - Neil Bramblett
Current Record - 2-0, Projected Record - 6-7, Rank Change - Up 4, Playoff Odds - 39%

7. - FuckingCatalina WineMixon - Matt Drayer
Current Record - 1-1, Projected Record - 6-7, Rank Change - Up 3, Playoff Odds - 44%

-----PLAYOFF LINE-----

6. - Broullire’s FOMO - Collin Hopf
Current Record - 1-1, Projected Record - 7-6, Rank Change - Down 3, Playoff Odds - 50%

5. - Bagels And Brats - Jim Martin
Current Record - 1-1, Projected Record - 7-6, Rank Change - Down 3, Playoff Odds - 66%

4. - Papa Terry's 2nd Mich Ultra - Brooks Sawyer
Current Record - 1-1, Projected Record - 7-6, Rank Change - Up 3, Playoff Odds - 72%

3. - It Was One Tit, One Time - Mike Elliott
Current Record - 1-1, Projected Record - 7-6, Rank Change - Up 2, Playoff Odds - 72%

2. - Mem Tennekee Hood Plants - Cheesedick Robertson
Current Record - 1-1, Projected Record - 8-5, Rank Change - Down 1, Playoff Odds - 76%

1. - Team Freddy T's Wifi - Colby Grant
Current Record - 2-0, Projected Record - 8-5, Rank Change - Up 3, Playoff Odds - 79%

Jim - I'm going to violate you worse than Colby. Even worse than Georgia's about to violate the Irish.
Onwards to Week 3!
-Commish