Week NINE Power Poll - Just Feels Right
There was a moment last night, after the third consecutive last-minute corner kick for Atlanta United where Brad Guzan was pulled up into the box and the kick still went nowhere where my heart felt at home. All at once, the warm comfort of mediocrity and let-down had finally infiltrated the last bastion of success left in the state of Georgia. This is also how I felt watching my fantasy team fight so hard to lose by 1.4 points to Schifter. In a word, it all just feels right. I'm a lock for the loser's bracket, and a very strong favorite for the punishment. However, I am also a sports team from the state of Georgia, so it's very possible that despite being the favorite, I may let you all down in the end.
Elsewhere, it's a three-way tie of past Oltman winners atop the standings, with Broullire currently with the edge. Have we had a repeat Oltman winner? He looks to become the first back to back champ, whereas all three of them have the chance to be the first three-time champ. Ugh. This is getting a little bit too Bama/Clemson/OSU in here. Thankfully, Wes, Colby, and Schifter(!) are right behind them and have the chance to make things interesting. If I'm going to be eating waffles in honor of one of these guys, I'd rather it be a first-time champ and not a Brooks.
Neil, Collin, Drayer, and I seem like locks for the loser's bracket, now the only question is who's going to join us in the fun. Jim and Ben seem the likeliest candidates, but I'd love to see some shakeups in the middle of the table before all is said and done!
Anyways, Colby's gonna beat my ass as quickly as he did on the draft weekend. But, at least the Dawgs are gonna beat that Florida ass this Saturday! Go Dawgs! Go Colby's L'Ville Whistleblower! Go Team Wes! Onto the rankings.
-Commish
12. - Colby's L'Ville Whistleblower - Jeff Ostenson
Current Record - 1-7, Projected Record - 2-11, Rank Change - SAME, Playoff Odds - 0%
11. - Doesn’tMatter HadSex - Matt Drayer
Current Record - 2-6, Projected Record - 4-9, Rank Change - SAME, Playoff Odds - 0%
10. - Colby Top, Jeff Bottom - Neil Bramblett
Current Record - 2-6, Projected Record - 4-9, Rank Change - SAME, Playoff Odds - 1%
9. - Broullire’s FOMO - Collin Hopf
Current Record - 2-6, Projected Record - 5-8, Rank Change - SAME, Playoff Odds - 6%
8. - Bring Divisions Back - Ben Harbin
Current Record - 4-4, Projected Record - 6-7, Rank Change - SAME, Playoff Odds - 10%
7. - Bagels And Brats - Jim Martin
Current Record - 4-4, Projected Record - 7-6, Rank Change - Down 1, Playoff Odds - 52%
-----PLAYOFF LINE-----
6. - Frosted Tips 😎🔥 - Adam Schifter
Current Record - 5-3, Projected Record - 7-6, Rank Change - Up 1, Playoff Odds - 67%
5. - Team Freddy T's Wifi - Colby Grant
Current Record - 5-3, Projected Record - 8-5, Rank Change - SAME, Playoff Odds - 79%
4. - Team Cut Like Shredder - Wes Robertson
Current Record - 5-3, Projected Record - 8-5, Rank Change - Down 1, Playoff Odds - 92%
3. - Team Ro’Lo - Matt Broullire
Current Record - 6-2, Projected Record - 8-5, Rank Change - Up 1, Playoff Odds - 93%
2. - It Was One Tit, One Time - Mike Elliott
Current Record - 6-2, Projected Record - 10-3, Rank Change - SAME, Playoff Odds - 99%
1. - Papa Terry's 2nd Mich Ultra - Brooks Sawyer
Current Record - 6-2, Projected Record - 10-3, Rank Change - SAME, Playoff Odds - >99%