Draft Recap

Draft weekend was a blast. BEST DRAFT EVER. Matt Broullire was not missed, Jim and Colby are in a semi-committed relationship though it's mostly physical, Wes's toe is fucked, Wes's dad is Neil's best wingman, and everybody's fingers hurt from opening over 200 beer cans during Beer Ball.

In fantasy news, Mike may have squandered yet another first round pick, Broullire drafted Zeke's backup's backup, and Ben's robots drafted an absolutely-horrible-yet-somehow-still-better-than-Neil's-team team.

Week 1 is 17 days away. Juuuuussstttt enough time for Antonio Brown to fuck Brooks over due to wanting a leather helmet, Zeke Elliott to retire, and Todd Gurley to get a bionic robot knee. Let's do this. Collin, your ass is mine. But not in a "Colby out on the town" sort of way.
-Commish